One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via kushandwizdom)


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wonderful! & all these women are all of healthy sizes and properly take care of themselves! 💕 especially love what rihanna said. :3

Half of these women do drugs to lose weight….

If that’s true then I take what I said back. But if there’s no proof & you’re just jealous so you’re trying to bring them down OR you’re just believing everything the media says, then hmm kinda sketchy lol :p

Una mujer puede ser tan inteligente como la retes, tan mujer como la trates, tan niña como la consientas y tan sensual como la provoques…
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- Siempre hay un momento en el que el camino se bifurca,cada uno toma una dirección pensando que alfinal los caminos se volverán a unir. Desde tu camino ves a la otra persona cada vez más pequeña, no pasa nada, estamos hechos el uno para el otro, al final estará ella, pero al final sólo ocurre una cosa, llega el puto invierno. Y de repente te das cuenta de que todo a terminado, de verdad, ya no hay vuelta atrás, lo sientes, y justo entonces intentas recordar en que momento comenzó todo, y te das cuenta de que todo comenzó antes de lo que pensabas, mucho antes. Y es ahí, justo en ese momento, cuando te das cuenta de que las cosas sólo ocurren una vez, y por mucho que te esfuerzes ya nunca volverás a sentir lo mismo, ya nunca tendrás la sensación de estar… A Tres Metros Sobre El Cielo.
3 metros sobre el cuelo (via we-playy-strangers)
Quiero saber como eres, saber que te pasa, y por fin que me conozcas y que te enamores de mi.
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